🎬 Casting alert: No more 5 against Willy - now I'm taking over as director!

🎬 The script
Anyone who reads this text to the end has already shown more perseverance than 73% of previous applicants. The remaining 27% are considered missing.


I'm looking for leading actors, not extras with reading difficulties!

I only accept younger co-stars if they can keep up with me mentally If you want to win the casting, you know the script. Think of it as a mental audition: If you lose your stamina while reading, you're unlikely to shine on set. I'm looking for character heads, not props. Second chances are at the registry office, not with me.

Shooting times: My set in Oerlikon only runs until 15 May, after which the curtain falls - and I don't do encores.


📽️ The mission:
One-liner spam leads to my immediate exclusion.

Forget stiff etiquette - we're not making a home movie.
This is not a meeting. This is an event with after-effects.
Dress code: Evaporates upon entering the set. Self-control: Will be handed in at the cloakroom.

Orgasm direction:
Your pleasure is my score. Your climax?
Scheduled, monitored and, if necessary, postponed by me - for dramaturgical reasons.
We'll push ourselves to the limit until your body calls a works meeting.

Don't forget: I'm the experienced director, you provide the exciting plot - and I take care of the unforgettable special effects.

Serving suggestion: I'm like a fine barrique - complex in the finish, expensive to keep and I'm damn quick to upset your balance.
Not for ex-and-hop drinkers, but for connoisseurs who appreciate the finish.


Profile: 100% certified organic quality ✅♻️

Cast: German production. Predicate: Especially natural, cheeky & in top condition. Natural curves instead of surgeon's pride.

Dimensions: 160 cm / 46 kg. The "Sport Edition" in pocket size.

Looks: Brown short haircut, green eyes.

Charm bonus: I have a soft spot for mature gentlemen. The more rings on the tree trunk, the better the grip!

Languages: We conduct dialogues in German or dialect - for the sensual background I am fluent in the language of seduction.


💰 The fees (bar no digital fairytale land)
Whoever acts with me, gets at most the role of background noise.

🏎️ 20 min What just happened: 150 CHF
⚡ 40 min - I need a quick drink of water: CHF 200
⚖️ 60 min - I'm rethinking my life: CHF 250
🏆 90 min - Now it's getting critical: 400 CHF*
💆 120 min - I see colours: 500 CHF*
180 min - Tell my family I love them: 750 CHF*

*(Incl. bonus: shower, shave, anal massage or strap-on from 90 mins)


🌟 The VIP productions (Weekend & Specials)

🥂 3h luxury time-out: 750 CHF

🍽️ 5h dinner date: 1.000 CHF

🌙 12h overnight direction: 1,600 CHF



🍬The special effects (extras)

Orgasm direction: Pleasure direction & edging, timing like Swiss clockwork - only more dangerous (If you come too early, you pay for the next round! 😜)

Body-2-Body: Skin contact without fear of contact - the best therapy against acute loneliness and rheumatism.

Facesitting: The only mask obligation where you voluntarily suffocate.

Intimate shaving: Clear-cutting in the silver forest? I bring shape to the wild growth (+ 50,-).

Rain check: Aquaplaning for the senses (+ 50,-).

Foot special: For men with a sense of fundamentals

French kisses & 69: Officially the Olympics of facial gymnastics."

Strap-On/Anal: Depth psychological character study (+ 50,- each).

Fisting / Golden Shower: For the very profound roles (+ 100,- each).



🏁 The film location:
📍 Oerlikon - Last known location of many men.
Car park available. The way back? Your risk.
⏰ Times: Mon-Thu 10-22:00 / Fri until 14:00 .
🥂 Fridays from 15:00, weekends & public holidays: Only VIP dates according to price list.

☎️📞Contact:
My set is in demand and the playing time in Oerlikon is limited. If you want small talk, go to a therapist, I'm not a telephone counsellor - if you want the lead role, write to me specifically via WhatsApp/SMS.

I'm in demand, so be patient. If I don't reply straight away, I'm probably... in an ongoing production. 😜



📜 The rules:
Chapter 1: Anyone who stands me up without cancelling no longer exists. Anyone who thinks they're in control... has already lost.
I forgive many things, but certainly not a lack of decency.

Chapter 2: Punctuality: If you're late, you won't just miss the beginning, you'll miss the whole film.

Chapter 3: Real life: No photos, only real encounters here. Pixel fans, please move on.

Chapter 4: Border control: Anonymous calls or dubious international dialling codes are ignored.



🎬 Final question:
Are you ready for the lead role - or will you remain an extra in your own film?

The script is ready. Now it's your turn 🍷
I decide who gets to be on set. Send me directly: what, how long & when.
See you in Oerlikon - or not at all.