⚽ Is your crossbar off duty? Off you go for some solo training – guaranteed to hit the crossbar!

🏟️ Welcome to the air-conditioned arena – nobody gets worked up here (at least not because of the temperature! 😉)


🟥 Red card for standard enquiries:
If, as a first point of contact, you just send a tired ‘Hi, I saw this advert’ or simply haven’t read my advert, you’ll get a red card straight away. That’s only good enough for the ball boy on the sidelines – we’ll see you, but nobody’s really taking you seriously.

🏃‍♀️ The coach
• German, independent, over 40, athletic and slim, short dark hair (100% silicone-free).
• Well-groomed, discreet, with a sense of humour.
• I welcome German-speaking guests of all ages – provided there’s mutual respect and the chemistry is right.
• Playing philosophy: Sometimes playful, sometimes dominant, sometimes dangerously slow – but never frantic.

⏱️ Playing times & sessions (cash payment to the coach before kick-off)
• 20 mins – warm-up | 150
• 40 mins – Trial session | 200
• 60 mins – Extra time | 250 (incl. GFE / home-game feeling, body-to-body & edging)
• 90 mins – Champions League standard | 400 (incl. highlights & extras)
• 120 mins – Final | 500 (incl. highlights & extras)

🇨🇭🇩🇪🇫🇷 Public Viewing Deluxe (Live Match & Action)🇨🇭🇩🇪🇫🇷
Whether it’s midweek action on the European stage or the Swiss league at the weekend – we’ll watch your team live, whilst I make sure there’s never a dull moment at your bar! 😉

• Weekdays (Mon–Thu during midweek fixtures, Champions League & Europa League):

90 mins + added time | 450

Includes VIP lounge (snacks, beer/Prosecco) & live broadcast of your team’s match.


• Super League or World Cup Final (Sat & Sun, Swiss match days):

90 mins + injury time | 600

Includes VIP lounge (snacks, beer/Prosecco) & live broadcast of the Swiss league or the World Cup final.

👉 Early booking required by Friday evening at the latest.

👉 Player guarantee: As the coach is travelling specially for you at the weekend, your booking is only confirmed upon payment of a 50% deposit in advance (Twint) – unless we already know each other. No deposit, no kick-off!

🏆 VIP Premium Camps (weekends / public holidays)
• 3 hours (luxury training camp) | 750
• 5 hours (dinner camp) | 1,000 (first restaurant visit, followed by arena highlight)
• 12 hours (Elite Overnight) | 1,600 (Final match including overnight stay and undivided attention)

🎟️ Sponsors’ Club (Regular Player Season Ticket)
• Weekend dates in Oerlikon (from as early as Friday 3.00 pm and Sat/Sun) can be booked by you as a sponsor for as little as 2 hours (for casual players, a strict minimum of 3 hours applies at weekends). Advance booking is required.
• Regularly 15 mins’ extra time included free of charge & priority booking support.

🚗 Away game (escort / outcall)
• When & Where: During the week (Zurich region, max. 50 km) | At the weekend (including St. Gallen region).
• Terms: From 3 hours | 1,000 flat rate (only against a 50% deposit in advance).

🛠️ Match highlights & extras
Included from 60 mins: Home-match feeling (GFE), body-to-body & orgasm direction.

Substitution options (for appointments under 90 mins: +50 each | Fully included from 90 mins):
• Lawn mowing in the Silberwald (intimate shaving)
• A wet and wild changing room shower with the coach
• Attack down the wings (strap-on / anal massage)
• Foot special (ball control from sole to toe)

Tactical special requests (+100): pussy gliding, fisting, trampling, golden shower (each active). Further requests on enquiry.

🛑 Fair play rules & taboos
• Stadium security: Mobile phones must remain in the changing room. No face photos in advance.
• Rules of the game: No penalties in the mouth. No counter-attacks on my goal (the back is for pleasure only, not for active play).
• Failure to turn up for a match: Unexcused absence or last-minute cancellation will result in an immediate, lifelong ban (block) with no chance of reinstatement.

📍 Kick-off & Availability
• Location: Private & discreet in Zurich-Oerlikon (parking available).
• Kick-off:
• Mon–Thu: 10:00 – 22:00
• Fri: 10:00 – 14:00
• Weekends & public holidays: Exclusively for VIP dates (minimum 3 hours / sponsors minimum 2 hours) or away matches. No short-notice appointments in Oerlikon.

I’m focused on the pitch and not on my mobile 24/7. After 10.00 pm and at weekends, my mobile is in power-saving mode. There’s no live score updates and no replies every minute. A good player needs patience and strong nerves!

📝 Your application for the starting eleven
Message me in good time via WhatsApp or text:

⚽ Name & age
⚽ Preferred match time & date
⚽ Which move would make your personal dream match complete?

I look forward to receiving your message, full of style and personality!