🟥 Straight red card for “Hi, I saw this advert”! ⚽
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Zürich / ZH City
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🔥 Welcome to a football academy with a difference
🏆 The Champions League rather than the local league
⚽ The first pass makes all the difference.
If you want to play in the Champions League, you need to show class and respect right from your very first message.
🏃♀️ The coach
🇩🇪 German | ✨ Over 40 | ☝️ independent | 📏 160 cm | ⚖️ 46 kg
100% natural talent – no plastic, no transfers, no club changes
I have an athletic, slender build, short dark hair, and am clean-shaven and well-groomed. Calm, humorous and straightforward.
📋 Tactical briefing
Get to know each other first, then work on our game plan. Charging in blindly isn’t my style.
🟨 Yellow cards
Photo hoarders, poor hygiene, pushing and shoving, and turning up late without warning.
🟥 Red cards
Disrespectful behaviour & no-shows. Anyone who skips a match without cancelling won’t end up on the substitutes’ bench, but permanently on the transfer list.
Once red, always red – there’s no second chance either.
🏆 Man of the Match
Style, humour, respect and a bit of touch – with that, you’re already better off than the average footballer.
⚽ The Match
A relaxed match without any frantic rush. Whether we keep it simple or go all out – the main thing is that the chemistry’s right and we enjoy the game.
⏱️ Match times
💰 Cash payment before kick-off
• 40 mins – 200 | Warm-up session
• 60 mins – 250 | Trial session incl. GFE & body-to-body
• 90 mins – 400 | Premier League – my bestseller
• 120 mins – 500 | Final – more time for build-up play, tactics & extra time
🎯 Highlights & Equipment
Highlights & special equipment included from the Premier League (90 mins) onwards. Bookable as an extra coach’s pass for +50.– for the 40 & 60-minute sessions.
⛓️ Handcuffs | 🥚 Ball ring | 🎈 Penis pump | 👁️ Eye mask | 🍆 Dildos & masturbator for him | ✨ Sensation Booster
🚿 VIP shower | ⚽ Ball play (pressing) | Active nipple play
⏱️ Edging & orgasm control | 🪒 Shaving service | 🦶 Foot special | 🎯 Strap-on & anal massage.
Any other requests? It costs nothing to ask.
🔥 VIP moves (+100.-)
I’m always in the driving seat
⚙️ PDX Elite Milk Me Silly vacuum system | 🕊️ Active pussy gliding | ✊ Active fisting | 🟡 Active golden shower
🤝 Fair play
Spontaneous kick-off without a warm-up is offside!
Please enquire at least 1 day in advance or early in the morning – I like to plan my day too.
Last-minute cancellations ➔ Follow-up appointment only with a binding deposit.
Arriving late doesn’t automatically mean extra time. After all, the kick-off time isn’t just a rough suggestion – it’s the actual kick-off.
📱 No live updates every minute – even a referee needs a half-time break sometimes. After 10 pm and at weekends, my mobile is in power-saving mode.
📍 Kick-off times
Private, discreet and air-conditioned – nobody here knows the name of your club, and the referee stays outside. Public transport and parking available nearby.
📱 Text messages or WhatsApp only – no calls, no voice messages.
Mon–Thu: 10 am–10 pm
Fri: 10 am–2 pm
🏆 From 3 pm on Fridays & at weekends: VIP dates only (minimum 3 hours) & away matches with a deposit
VIP dates & away games can also be booked during the week.
🚗 Away games: Zurich / St. Gallen region | from 3 hours | 1,000 flat rate
🏆 VIP Specials
3 hours – 750 | Extended home match
5 hours – 1,000 | Dinner & erotic starter
12 hours – 1,600 | The big final night
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