🛃 Zurich Main Customs Office – Service Instruction 404: Thorough body search!

🛃 Welcome to the fully air-conditioned Zurich border control point
Every entry begins with a visa application – the decision is often made even before passport control.


⚠️ IMPORTANT NOTE:
Applications such as ‘Hello, I saw this advert’ do not meet the entry requirements and will be filed away without a response.
The senior officer is on duty this week exclusively from Monday to Wednesday.



👩‍✈️ Senior Customs Officer: Chief Inspector Amtmann

🇩🇪 German | Over 40 | 160 cm | 46 kg | Athletic and slim, short dark hair, well-groomed and natural.

🔒 Official secrecy: Passport photographs will not be provided in advance. The first eye contact will take place exclusively during passport control.



📜 Customs Code

Respect, reliability and commitment form the basis. Failure to appear will result in a permanent entry ban. Last-minute cancellations will only be permitted for the next entry upon payment of a deposit.

🛂 Entry procedure
No mass processing. All checks are carried out discreetly, in a relaxed manner and in pleasantly air-conditioned premises. Whether it’s an express check or a full diplomatic clearance – the key is that the chemistry is right. Quality takes precedence over speed.


⏱️ Customs clearance (cash payment before authorisation is granted)

• 40 mins express border check (for those in a hurry) | 200

• 60 mins thorough body search (including GFE & body-to-body) | 250

• 90 mins VIP customs clearance (including special permits) | 400

• 120 mins. Full diplomatic clearance (including special permits) | 500



🏛️ Diplomatic visas (by arrangement)

• 3 hrs. Intensive audience | 750

• 5-hour Deluxe State Visa (including meals) | 1,000

• 12-hour Diplomatic Night Watch (including overnight stay) | 1,600



📺 Customs Lounge (sport broadcasts with beer/Prosecco & snacks)

• Mon–Thu (Champions League / Europa League): 90 mins + injury time | 450

• Sat & Sun (League highlights): 90 mins + added time | 600

(Weekends by deposit only until Friday midday: TWINT, PayPal, Cyberbon, Paysafecard. No entry without a deposit!)



🛠️ Special permits & customs exemptions (under 90 mins +50 / 90 mins and over included)

• Full hair removal

• Special shower in the changing room with the senior officer

• Shoe & foot check – inspection for the well-groomed officer on duty (foot fetish)

• Cargo check – special attention paid to your two most important pieces of equipment. (Tongue use permitted only if the area is impeccably maintained!)

• Customs detention (facesitting) – taken into custody out of sight.

• Interrogation with full questioning protocol (orgasm control) – the pace and conclusion are determined exclusively by the Chief Inspector.

• Border crossing with special authorisation (strap-on / anal massage)



🔥 Confidential special protocols (+100) (at the officer’s discretion)

Barefoot trampling | Pussy gliding | Fisting | Golden shower (active)



🚗 Out-of-office service (from 3 hours | 1,000 flat rate)

Weekdays in the Zurich region | at weekends in the St. Gallen region.
The same service regulations apply here: by appointment only & subject to an advance deposit.


📍 Main Customs Office & Opening Hours

Private, discreet & comfortably air-conditioned in Zurich-Oerlikon (public transport & parking available on site).

• Mon–Thu: 10:00–22:00

• Fri: 10:00–14:00

• Sat/Sun: Diplomatic visas, lounge & field service only.



📝 Application for entry authorisation
Please apply via text message or WhatsApp only.
No phone calls. No voice messages.

A personal visa application written with style, humour and complete details significantly increases your chances of successful entry.

The decision on whether to grant entry authorisation rests solely with the Chief Inspector. The decision is final and not subject to legal appeal.