Fitness is secondary – it’s all about chemistry!

🏟️ Welcome to the air-conditioned arena
I’ll be available to visitors again from Monday.

👀 First impressions
A few personal lines often say more than a brief “Hi, I saw this advert”. Style, humour and mutual respect make all the difference.

You play the way you present yourself. Training camp or Champions League – the choice is yours.

🤝 Fair play
Respect starts with commitment – and that applies to everyone, without exception. Failure to turn up will automatically rule out any further appointments. Last-minute cancellations are only possible if a deposit is paid for the next appointment.

🏃‍♀️ The trainer
Profile: German | Over 40 | 160 cm | 46 kg

Appearance: Athletic and slim, short dark hair, natural and well-groomed.

🔒 Discretion: No photos of my face in advance – the first eye contact will only happen in person when the match kicks off.

⚽ The Match Plan
A relaxed chance to get to know each other – without any rush or pressure. Whether the ball goes in the net or not: the main thing is that the chemistry is right and we enjoy the game.

⚠️ Exclusively for German-speaking guests with style & personality.

⏱️ Sessions & Camps (cash payment before kick-off)
40 mins – Warm-up round (for the quick strategists) | 200

60 mins – Extra time (incl. GFE / body-to-body) | 250

90 mins – Champions League (incl. highlights) | 400

120 mins – Final (incl. highlights) | 500

🏆 VIP camps
(By arrangement – during the week, at weekends and on public holidays)

3 hrs – Intensive training | 750

5 hrs – Dinner & Home Match Deluxe | 1,000

12 hrs – Elite Final Night (incl. overnight stay) | 1,600

📺🇨🇭 Public Viewing Deluxe
Live football in the VIP lounge – including beer or Prosecco, snacks & a personalised highlight.

Mon–Thu (Champions League / Europa League): 90 mins + injury time | 450

Sat & Sun (top league fixtures): 90 mins + added time | 600

⚠️ Sat/Sun: deposit required (Twint, PayPal, Cyberbon or Paysafecard) by Friday midday. No deposit, no kick-off!

🛠️ Highlights & Extras
(Under 90 mins +50 | included from 90 mins onwards)

Pitch maintenance (intimate shave)

VIP changing room shower with the coach

Foot special (well-groomed feet for true connoisseurs)

Ball handling – pampering programme for your two most important teammates; tongue action only on freshly mown grass

Grandstand seat – face-sitting with a view

Orgasm control & patience game (I set the pace & the final whistle)

Attack down the wings (strap-on / anal massage)

🔥 Premium Extras (+100)
I’m in charge – always.

Barefoot trampling – step by step to the next level

Pussygliding – The noble swallow: gentle gliding at low altitude

Fisting – Stretching for experienced regulars

Golden Shower (active) – A slightly different drink break & refreshment

💭 Any other requests? Just ask – as long as the chemistry’s right and my rules are respected.

🚗 Away sessions
During the week in the Zurich region – at weekends also in the St. Gallen region.

From 3 hours | 1,000 flat rate (by arrangement only & subject to a binding deposit).

📍 Kick-off & Contact
Location: Private & discreet in Zurich-Oerlikon (car parks and public transport right on the doorstep).

Times: Mon–Thu 10 am–10 pm | Fri 10 am–2 pm.

Weekends: Exclusively for VIP dates (minimum 3 hours), public viewing & away games.

📝 Starting XI application
Please send SMS or WhatsApp messages only (no calls or voice messages).

🎯 Anyone who wants to be in my starting XI needs to show class, humour and personality – everyone else is still fine-tuning their moves at training camp.