Subject, predicate, object. If you can do this, you'll pass the IQ test for my set ☝😜

First of all: I am aware that my advert is online. Save yourself the standard phrases and convince me with character!


📖 The script: Between devotion and domination
I take over the direction. Sometimes as playful as an independent film, sometimes as demanding as a slow-motion action blockbuster.

The target group: Gentlemen with "strong annual rings of character" are favoured. I appreciate men who know that a good film takes time - and who can read a woman without having to use subtitles.

The up-and-coming talent: Younger co-stars are welcome, as long as they have more to offer than just 5G reception and testosterone. Style, reliability and a mind that isn't stuck in flight mode are your ticket.

🎥 The mission: an analogue masterpiece
My set is a mobile phone no-go zone. I want your undivided attention - and you get mine (and in 4K, no filters at all). What happens here is tattooed on your memory, not uploaded to a cloud.

For the connoisseur: I've mastered the "FSK 12" moments as well as the big drama. We let the tension simmer until the electricity in the room is enough to light up the whole of Oerlikon.

For the borderline traveller: if you're looking for absolute intensity, hand over control (and common sense) at the cloakroom. We work at the limit until your nervous system calls the union council. I decide when to call "Cut!".

📋 Profile: 100% certified organic quality

Status: Private & completely independent. No agency assembly line work here - you book the director directly.

Cast: German production. Cheeky, direct and with the aplomb of a woman over 40. If you're looking for depth, you'll find it here - if you want a doll, you've come to the wrong place.

Dimensions: 160 cm / 46 kg. The "Sport Edition" in pocket size. Natural curves instead of surgical botches - everything here is in its original packaging and without special effects.

Looks: Brown short haircut, green eyes. A face that tells stories and a body that lives them.

Character: I'm not a teen starlet with standby mode, but a film that lingers. I don't offer mass-produced goods, but quality for the discerning cineaste.

Languages: Directed in High German. You are welcome to interpret dialect; I understand you fluently, but respond with the tart charm of a large-scale production.

💰 The fees (cash - no Twint, no payment in kind)
Whoever negotiates the fee will at most be given the role of "tree in the background".

20 min - The trailer (lots of promise, little time) - 150 CHF

40 min - The short film production - 200 CHF

60 min - The pilot episode (time for the first plot twist) - 250 CHF

90 min - feature film length (director's cut incl. bonus material*) - 400 CHF

120 min - extra length / blockbuster (without commercial break*) - 500 CHF

180 min - The epic (not therapeutically recognised*) - 750 CHF

> Incl. bonus: Shower, shave, anal massage or strap-on from 90 min.


🥂 THE VIP PRODUCTIONS (also on weekends and public holidays) 🥂
Please book your exclusive time slot in good time.

3 h - Without script. Intensive and absolutely private - 750 CHF

5 h - Dinner date. Etiquette on the outside. Fire on the inside. - 1.000 CHF

12 h - Overnight directing. A whole film instead of just one scene. - 1.600 CHF


✨ Special effects (extras)
Lust-Dirigat: Edging & timing like Swiss clockwork.

Body-2-Body: The best therapy against acute loneliness.

Facesitting: High-quality oxygen deprivation according to a script.

Clear-cutting in the silver forest: when the make-up artist swings the axe (professional intimate shave +50).

Rain check: Aquaplaning for the senses (+50).

Strap-on / anal massage: Deep psychological studies (+50 each).

Golden Shower/ Fisting: For roles with extreme depth or experimental arthouse cinema (+100 each).

📍 The set & contact
Oerlikon Private and climate-controlled - parking right outside the door. Return at your own risk. If your nervous system is still vibrating, we've done everything right.

Regular shooting times:
Mon-Thu: 10:00 - 22:00
Fri: until 14:00 (after that only VIP appointments)

☎️ Contact:
If you want the leading role, write early via WhatsApp/SMS. Convince me with more than a "Hello, I saw your advert". I only reply on character, level and complete sentences.

☝️ The rules of the game:
Anyone who stands me up should know: I'm like a bad horror film - I turn up where you least expect it. Your number will end up on the international public blacklist and become a travelling trophy in my networks.

Reliable gentlemen have nothing to fear and get the best version of me. Quality recognises quality.

No casting material: I do not send pictures. If you want to know if the chemistry is right, you have to come to the set in person 😉

Are you ready for the lead role - or will you remain a spectator?