Looking for test objects for Stiftung Warentest, my new bed is being tested

Important announcement: Consultation hours will be closed on Friday - I'll be out in the field (and no, I'm not rescuing kittens from trees - that's someone else's job).

Otherwise, let's reduce the dress code to "nothing" and see who comes up for air first.

My philosophy:
An encounter with me is not a transactional act, but an interplay between tension & relaxation. I am the director, you provide the script - and I take care of the special effects.

Small, powerful & guaranteed without silicone, microplastics and artificial flavourings.

I'm a German woman, independent and over 40, but still intact. I am so mature that I know what I want - and even better, what I don't want. I'm a woman you can talk to about anything (except the price - my calculator has already retired)

The "Facts & Figures" pack (for the statisticians):
The package: petite 160 cm of concentrated joie de vivre at 46 kg. Athletic and slim - the pocket-sized sports edition, perfect for top acrobatic performances without the guarantee of a slipped disc.

The design: cheeky brown short hairstyle and green eyes that will either enchant you or look right through you,

The maintenance: Non-smoker! I don't need tobacco, just a glass of Prosecco every now and then to lubricate the gearbox. 🥂

The plus: I have a soft spot for mature gentlemen. So if you've already got a few more rings on the tree trunk: That's not a hindrance for me, but a real plus in terms of charm and grounding.


Linguistic genius with shortcomings
I understand "French" in many ways - it's just the language that I lack. But I understand German and dialect brilliantly, so you can talk as much as you like.

An investment in your well-being
Before we get to the menu: My calculator is retired. There's no point in negotiating prices. My offer is like a good wine: it gets better with age, but certainly not cheaper.

20 min pit stop 150 CHF

40 min. quick refresh 200 CHF

60 min. balance mode 250 CHF

90 min. the classic 400 CHF

120 min. deep relaxation: 500 CHF

180 min. luxury time-out: 750 CHF

💡 The "all-inclusive" bonus (from 90 min.):
Intimate shave, shower fun as well as anal massage or strapon adventure are already "ex works" on board here. No extra charge, just full commitment!

🍬 The sweet (and hot) extras
If you have less time or are looking for that "extra something" (plus the basic fee)

My therapeutic offer:

Whether tender French kisses 69 or passionate gymnastics: I love to challenge your stamina. Orgasm delay through intensive oral sex techniques is my personal competitive sport.

Body-2-Body: Skin contact without fear of contact - you'll forget all about your rheumatism.

Shower fun: Shared body care under the warm jet - clean, wet and tingling (+ 50,-).

French kisses & 69: Intensive gymnastics for the senses (and the circulation).

Foot special: I have the foundation you fly on. An absolute must for foot lovers!

Facesitting: The only mask duty that's fun with me - take a deep breath!

Fisting: For gentlemen who like a "deeper" examination (+ 100,-).

Strap-on: If you want a different kind of "injection" (+ 50,-).

Anal massage: We loosen the tensions where they are deepest (+ 50,-).

Intimate shave: Baldness in the silver forest? I'll tidy up the wild growth (+ 50,-).

Golden Shower: A warm rinse for particularly "thirsty" patients (+ 100,-).

The weekend - VIP escalation
When the weekend calls, I switch to exclusive mode. The weekend special: exclusive time for two
(From Friday 15:00 and Sat / Sun / public holidays from 12:00 - I am only available for dinner dates or overnight visits)
Dinner Date (5-6h): 1.000 CHF - First the pleasure for the palate, then for the rest.
Overnight (12h): 1.600 CHF - The full programme: security, passion and dinner together.
(Psst: Such exclusive appointments are of course also possible at any time during the week on request).

My office hours & rules of the game:
You'll find me from Monday to Friday in my sophisticated ambience in Oerlikon, right next to the railway station. Parking spaces: There's parking right outside the door - so no excuses!


My time is precious. Second chances are at the registry office, not with me. Postponed? Deleted. Spam & goodbye to you. 😜

Contact me via WhatsApp or text message.
But I ignore standard phrases so skilfully that I sometimes forget I've read them myself. Try a little harder.


Important: 📸 🚫📱
No pixel parties: Before you ask: I don't send pictures. Not of my feet, not of my lunch and certainly not of my face or curves. If you want pictures, use Instagram - if you want me, you have to come round.😜

Get in touch - I'm looking forward to your head cinema!