Prof. Massage in Winterthur until 11.5!

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Opel or Ferrari?

If you want to be my piano and I want to be your Mozart or Beethoven - then you've come to the right place.

I don't massage naked and I don't offer sexual practices such as blowjobs, intercourse or kissing.
"Why not?" I'm often asked.
"Because I can give massages!" I reply.
And what do I hear in response?
"Oh, then that's too expensive..."

Too expensive? What exactly is too expensive?

Opel or Ferrari?

If both are just cars to someone, I ask:
"Would you rather drive - or fly?"

If someone is after a steak, then they've come to the wrong place. I'd rather serve a five-course meal - and you have to take your time for that.
Not so quick and fast into McDonald's and out again.
And to be honest: my prices aren't really high for that.

Who can claim to drive a Ferrari for 90 minutes or fly in a helicopter for just CHF 250?
Whether that's really the case for me - everyone has to find out for themselves.

Once a guest was so relaxed after my massage that he couldn't find his car.
He was completely out of it and even called the police because he thought it had been stolen.
In the end, he had to take an alcohol and drug test - negative, of course. That's what I call: everything achieved in terms of massage!

Another guest wrote to me that he wanted to report me officially - because his erection worked better after the massage than ever before.
I waited a long time for this official report. It never came.
Oh well. At least it was an honest WhatsApp - I'll take what I get.

Once a guest called me a month after his massage. He was dissatisfied.
I asked: "What was wrong?"
He: "I wanted to come three times in one hour - but I only managed it once at the end."
Me: "And you're only telling me that now?"
He: "Because...!"

There are hardly any dissatisfied guests at my place. You can talk to me.
So I suggested to him: an hour for just CHF 100 - with three orgasms included.
He was on the bed with me half an hour later.

After about ten minutes: first orgasm. Handmade.

Then he said: "I don't think I need any more - that was too good."
And he paid me the full price anyway.
CHF 100 for ten minutes of work - you can do that.

And yes, it was "only" a hand job.
But another guest once said:
"Your handjob is better than a blowjob."

Really?
Can anyone else confirm that?